#[|87

[cryafterp4rty]

I forgot to post this. But tiredness punch me in the face.

Even I shown ya, I'll post that so you can put it on the wall.

Jay belongs to @the-arcade-doctor

[flagsarecool]

people telling you to drink coffee when you have a headache feels like when doctors used to give people cocaine as medicine

[lvox2nitel]

*while walking through the V tower what looks to be an extremely oversized crow flies straight into your screen. turns out its just a 5’1” sinner in a feathery trenchcoat, plague mask, and hat*

hi

can i have a job

~ [|87

The fuck- no! Get out! Ugh now I have to get this replaced, you bǐțçħ.

(Pretend there’s a crack or something)

[v-vox-v]

i can pretty much do whatever as long as it doesnt involve me talking to people

i can do invoices, spell-check and edit stuff, run numbers, grab your coffee, and other things like that

so i think id make a good worker (i desperately need money i live in a fucking dumpster cause my landlord kicked me out plz accept)

~ [|87

“Alright why not, you’re hired. Just sign this contract, If you’re not interested in talking to people you could make scripts for my shows.”

[v-vox-v]

hello

my names plague

your window was open

*points to ajar window*

my previous question still stands

~ [|87

“What are your qualifications? If you interest me I’ll hire you.”

[v-vox-v]

hey

*throws wadded up paper and completely misses, when you turn around you see a five foot one plague mask wearing ass*

can i get a job

~ [|87

“Hello..?”

“Who are you, and how’d you get in my office?”

[thedronesneedyou]

what they don't warn you is that it's hard to be a plague doctor because the mask won't fit over your glasses